College

Here are some funny things/advice I've heard from people in college.

College: Enough sleep.
Enough food.
Good social life.
Good grades.
Choose 3. Welcome to college.

The top 10 lies they will tell you at your school.
1. We care about what you think.
2. We will listen to you about your problems.
3. We will move you to different classes if you need help.
4. You will have enough time to complete your assignments.
5. Everyone's ideas will be listened to, and are important.
6. Are football team will make it to state this year.
7. The teachers will give you help at this school.
8. We don't care about your money, we care about you.
9. In this school everyone is important.
10. All the teachers in this school are nice and fair.

List of things to do to make it through the day at school:
1.Get up
2.Survive biology, geometry, chemistry, ect.
3. Go to bed

Yep. College sounds great.